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Do you think the person is defective or bad. . . or do you simply chalk that up to 'shit happens' ?
那么你认为那个人是个骗子或是坏人吗……或者你只是把它归为“今天杯具了”？
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But, you know, shit happens. - The chair broke?
摇椅坏了，但发生了奇迹-摇椅坏了？
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I feel it very sensible when you say it but I can not bother to care much of what you say when shit happens to me.
你一讲，我觉得很对，但事一临头，我管不了那么多了。
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shit happens, but I know my zombi are great, taken from the same stock as yours. The albino is fuck up, but thats how it goes.
总会有意外，但我知道我自己拿到的僵尸很赞，跟你们拿到的是一样的。白化病僵尸确实搞砸了，我也很无奈。
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Jehovah Witness: Let us in and we will tell you why shit happens.
耶和华目击者：让我们进去，我们就会告诉你为什么（你）会屙狗屎。
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Catholicism: If shit happens to you, you deserve it.
天主教：如果大粪闹到你的身上，那是你应得的。
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JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.
耶和华的证人：直到世界末日，才会有霉运。
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Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock knock. Shit happens.
耶和华目击者：敲一敲（gang门），就会屙出狗屎。
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Buddhism: It is an illusion that shit happens.
佛教：闹大粪乃为幻象。
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Atheism: Shit happens for no apparent reason.
无神论：没有明显的证据表明会屙出狗屎来。
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Shit happens. But when your fridge breaks, that's bad.
倒霉事时有发生，但冰箱坏了是非常糟糕的。
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Trust us, when that shit happens at DARPA, it's no accident.
相信我们，如果这种鬼事真的在DARPA发生，它绝对不是一场事故。
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My car broke on the highway. Shit happens.
我的车子坏在公路上；什么倒楣事都会发生。
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Agnosticism: I think shit happens.
不可知论：我想屙狗屎。
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Tough luck, but shit happens.
真倒霉，但还是发生了。
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Mormons: If shit happens, the Church gets 10%.
如果（你）屙有狗屎，教堂拥有10%。
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It's a cold, hard world. Shit happens.
这是个冷酷的世界，任何鸟事都会发生。
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Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
伊斯兰教：如果闹了大粪，那是安拉的旨意。
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You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives, shit happens.
我们年轻，我们喝醉了，我们躺在床上，我们有小刀，一切就发生了。
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Baptist: I BELIEVE shit happens! (Amen)
沁信会教：我相信会屙出狗屎的！（阿门）