歌曲: My Name is Mok 歌手: Home 专辑: 《The Home Box..》复制歌词下载LRC歌词Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)My name is.. {scratches} Slim ShadyHi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)My name is.. {scratches} Slim ShadyAhem.. excuse me!Can I have the attention of the classfor one second?Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)Try cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)My brains dead weight, Im tryin to get my head straightbut I cant figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"Uh-uhhh! "So whys your face red? Man you wasted!"Well since age twelve, Ive felt like Im someone elseCause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a beltGot pissed off and ripped Pamela Lees tits offAnd smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris KrossI smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my assfaster than a fat bitch who sat down too fastCmere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, thats my girl dog!)I dont give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!ChorusMy English teacher wanted to have sex in junior highThe only problem was my English teacher was a guyI smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a staplerand stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped upFlashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)Extraterrestrial, killin pedestriansRapin lesbians while they screamin: "LETS JUST BE FRIENDS!"Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied toI just found out my mom does more dope than I doI told her Id grow up to be a famous rapperMake a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)You know you blew up when the women rush your standsand try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)So I signed it: Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!ChorusStop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)Dr. Dre, dont just stand there, OPERATE!Im not ready to leave, its too scary to dieIll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried aliveAm I comin or goin? I can barely decideI just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)All my life I was very deprivedI aint had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hideClothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)I spit when I talk, Ill fuck anything that walks (Cmere)When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fitsHOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AINT GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)I lay awake and strap myself in the bedPut a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)Im steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)